haub - Procaffeinating
2019/11/06

Procaffeinating

"The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee." – Natural photos edited by me. I certainly drank liters of coffee to make them…

haub - How Sparkle Bitches Are Born
2019/10/26

How Sparkle Bitches Are Born

Step 1: Take a hot bath, but not hotter than you Step 2: Brush your teeth very well, because the most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling bitch sitting in silence. Step 3: Dry your hair like badass with a good ass that you are!Step 4: Make your makeup and don't forget to throw glitter in today faces. …